careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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