69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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