i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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