What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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