I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ketchup is God's man juice
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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