you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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