at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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