You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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