i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Everything about him screamed your future.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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