i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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