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Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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(205): Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail http://tfl.nu/2rgt

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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.

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(617): This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us. http://tfl.nu/j1fo

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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."

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I was drunk but it's true

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(262): LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that." (817): I was drunk but it's true http://tfl.nu/5hb1

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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.

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(732): the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam. http://tfl.nu/4l2e

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(409): View more from Texas

We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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(409): We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield. http://tfl.nu/bpsu

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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card

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(732): on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card http://tfl.nu/pv0m

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(214): View more from Texas

dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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(214): dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy http://tfl.nu/o6xr

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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

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(612): drunk taco night MLK would want it this way. http://tfl.nu/ye78

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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.

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(573): What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important. http://tfl.nu/vy7b

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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays

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(330): its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays http://tfl.nu/ccn1

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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.

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(519): Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud. http://tfl.nu/laot

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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.

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(970): I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed. http://tfl.nu/hmgx

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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.

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(336): I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012. http://tfl.nu/82uc

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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.

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(716): Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking. http://tfl.nu/rcur

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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion

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(413): Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion http://tfl.nu/n5in

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