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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  We need to hang out more often

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone came in the potted fern

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?

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  NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.

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