Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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