Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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