Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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