Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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