I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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