when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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