Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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