wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
