I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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