Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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