then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I wish life had little blips of pornography
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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