i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Mom said you looked used
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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