she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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