high people should be assigned attendants
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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