Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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