no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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