This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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