Will you blow on my dice?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting