So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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