That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.