I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish I only lived at night.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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