I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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