We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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