everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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