Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My pussy is not your playground.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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