Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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