stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.