fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.