ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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