We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
