he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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