I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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