She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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