Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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