Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
