I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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