let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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