i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He has the fingertips of a God
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