I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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