So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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