She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize