When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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