If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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