I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
COCAINE IS GR8
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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