You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
This is the high leading the old right now
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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